Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Christmas gift malfuction
My Nintendo DS's right shoulder button is not working right and it is giving me a damn headache. I went back to the store to get an exchange and found out that over the last 4 weeks Nintendo sold 1.3 MILLION of these sons of bitches so I will have to wait about 2 to 4 weeks to get it from them or I can (what I did) go to Nintendo.com and they will have me mail the thing to them to get fixed. This sucks because I already had to wait a month and a half for the damn thing now I have to wait longer so it can be repaired. Nintendo usually has a good track record with their systems so this is really weird. I am going to see if I can fix it, but I will not open the damn thing.
HUH?
I hope everyone of you had a glorious Christmas where you got all the crap you wanted and ate till you stomach cried NO MAS! My Christmas was really good...it was the day after that sucked donkey balls. I checked my car after looking to see if it could make the trip back to Spokane from Omak. I filled it with fresh oil and away we wet! Nothing was wrong until we got to a part of our travels where being stuck there would totally suck and then the car just started pettering out on us. It would have power up until we got to a hill or something and then when I would go to downshift to get more power for the hill it would go slower and slower until it just died. After about 3 minutes of sitting there in the cold (almost totally in the middle of the lane) it started up and I was able to make it to a gas station so I could try and find out what was wrong. There was a colored fluid in the radiator and I made sure there was enough oil so I could not find anything at that moment to tell me that something was wrong. This would happen about 4 or 5 more times on our way back home. I was so pissed I could not think without the term MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CAR!!!! creeping into my cranium. We made it home an hour later than expected and what happens? M gives me shit about getting stuff out of the car! I had alread gotten way more than enough of her shit during our time at her sister's house and now she is doing it here. So I just left and went and did what I do best.....window shop!
See M is one of those creatures that I have been studing but have not come to a reasonable conclusion about why she is the way she is. She is a caring and adorable person and I love her dearly (I would not be here otherwise). It is just little thinks that she does that pisses me off so bad I can not think about them without cursing. When we walked into her sister's house I saw two chairs that use to belong to me that was now sitting over 100 miles away. I thought to myself Maybe they bought these chairs. Then when we are chilling just talking and stuff her sister jokes, "Those are not your chairs!" I looked for the tell tale cat claw marks on the leather and sure enough they were there! But what could I do? I was in a house filled to the brim with Mexicans one wrong move and I was done son! So I just joked about it and walked away.
On Christmas day I talked to M about what time we should leave, it was suppose to snow so I wanted to get on and off the road as soon as possible. She agrees....we wake up and I am getting ready to go. I go outside put oil in the car and sweep all 5 tons of snow off the car and I put all of our crap in there as well. When I walk into the house thinking she was ready she is just sitting there like we were to spend another day there. I am pissed but I try to be calm because we only woke up like 30 minutes before that. I get more and more pissed though as it seems she is trying her best to get her ass left behind. I am fuming but never enough to say anything and I think that is what really saves me a lot of time. Just think of all the time it would take to talk to her and then talk to her again about what we just talked about. It's just better to save it and put your anger out through video games.
I learned a couple of things from M during our time in Omak. One is she gets really upset when you are not behind everything from her heritage 100%. Second anytime you are disagreeing with her she tells you to stop yelling even though you said it in kind of a sleepy voice. Is that enough to stop loving her? Hell No! Because we all have out fuck ups and if these are the only things wrong with her a good left hook can fix that (just kidding).
See M is one of those creatures that I have been studing but have not come to a reasonable conclusion about why she is the way she is. She is a caring and adorable person and I love her dearly (I would not be here otherwise). It is just little thinks that she does that pisses me off so bad I can not think about them without cursing. When we walked into her sister's house I saw two chairs that use to belong to me that was now sitting over 100 miles away. I thought to myself Maybe they bought these chairs. Then when we are chilling just talking and stuff her sister jokes, "Those are not your chairs!" I looked for the tell tale cat claw marks on the leather and sure enough they were there! But what could I do? I was in a house filled to the brim with Mexicans one wrong move and I was done son! So I just joked about it and walked away.
On Christmas day I talked to M about what time we should leave, it was suppose to snow so I wanted to get on and off the road as soon as possible. She agrees....we wake up and I am getting ready to go. I go outside put oil in the car and sweep all 5 tons of snow off the car and I put all of our crap in there as well. When I walk into the house thinking she was ready she is just sitting there like we were to spend another day there. I am pissed but I try to be calm because we only woke up like 30 minutes before that. I get more and more pissed though as it seems she is trying her best to get her ass left behind. I am fuming but never enough to say anything and I think that is what really saves me a lot of time. Just think of all the time it would take to talk to her and then talk to her again about what we just talked about. It's just better to save it and put your anger out through video games.
I learned a couple of things from M during our time in Omak. One is she gets really upset when you are not behind everything from her heritage 100%. Second anytime you are disagreeing with her she tells you to stop yelling even though you said it in kind of a sleepy voice. Is that enough to stop loving her? Hell No! Because we all have out fuck ups and if these are the only things wrong with her a good left hook can fix that (just kidding).
Monday, December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas.....Mofo!
I am still at woman's sister's house and other than not being able to see my kid I have a great day. My girl got me a black Nintendo DS and her family got me a $40 gift card from best buy so once again my baby has done well.
I have text Adriane and asked her to let me see Faith and she has not return my text. I feel horrible for the fact that I did not go see my kid. I let her down by thinking I would not want her to see me inthis bad shape. Now I don't ever see her and I am in worse shape.
It is always fun watching the look on kids faces as they open their gift and learn what has been hidden under than wrapping paper for the past couple weeks. This is a holiday for kids so it is always great to see every kid with big smile on their face as they look at that shiny new toy.
I am having great plans on promoting my next DVD. I will now have the resources to promote it in inovative ways and maybe it will help sell more. No matter what though I will be happy doing this nerdy video stuff.
I have text Adriane and asked her to let me see Faith and she has not return my text. I feel horrible for the fact that I did not go see my kid. I let her down by thinking I would not want her to see me inthis bad shape. Now I don't ever see her and I am in worse shape.
It is always fun watching the look on kids faces as they open their gift and learn what has been hidden under than wrapping paper for the past couple weeks. This is a holiday for kids so it is always great to see every kid with big smile on their face as they look at that shiny new toy.
I am having great plans on promoting my next DVD. I will now have the resources to promote it in inovative ways and maybe it will help sell more. No matter what though I will be happy doing this nerdy video stuff.
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Not home for the Holidays.
I am currently sitting in my girls sister's house and there is one thing thatkeeps popping in my head. Where did all these kids come from! The answer is a sad one and one I will not share in my blog (it is already full of my failure). Everyone is all dressed up....for what? I have no idea. they just all got dressed so they could eat. The thing that is bugging me is my girl's insistence that I share in everything mexican. They have tomales. I don't want tomales. She gets mad at me not wanting tomales and starts to do her pantented pout and curse. I remain on chair trying to figure out why TBS would air only one movie (a Christmas Story) for 24 hours. I love her but she gets so mad when you don't want to participate in something from her culture. I never got mad when she didn't want to go to the drag strip so why does she blow a gasket over such small things. I don't mean any harm I just don't want to do certain things. She never counts the things I do with her just the things I don't do and that is not right.....oh yeah I almost forgot! MERRYCHRISTMAS MOFOS!!!!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The downside of life
What do you tell your lover ones when you just go day to day in life not really expecting much. yesterday was my birthday and the more I see birthdays the more I feel disillusioned about life in general. I like certain aspects of the whole thing. I like playing video games and reading and doing comedy but that is about all. I am so tired of the grind, where nothing really changes in my life except another wrong turn. Comedy is doing alright though, I got to perform for Avista Utilities and Comcast Cable and if I must say so myself I rocked the hell out of that place. I also got to sell a lot of DVDs too. But after I left that emptiness filled right back up.
I usually try to just play games and watch movies...you know to wait everything out but I still feel like crap when I done doing that. I don't even like to sleep! The greatest waster of time is sleeping but I usually feel worst when I wake up then before I went to sleep.
This is the stuff you can't tell M. She will just sit there and say something vague like "well that is life." Yes, I know this is life why say something that makes no logical sense! The other reason I try not to tell her is because I don't want her thinking she can help me or it is something wrong with her because I am down on life. She also has this thing where if she is feeling down it is my fault. One night we are laying in bed and she just says "want to do it." And I say "Nope." She jumps out the bed and goes turn on the TV. I try to go to sleep but I know that something is wrong so I don't. She comes to bed a little bit later and says "You make me feel ugly." No, you think you are ugly but since I wanted to go to sleep it is more convenient to blame it on me. Sometimes a guy just wants to go to sleep not "do it" or anything like that I just want to sleep.
I think she has been looking through my phone but I am not sure. I have seen it moved when I put it one place but I don't need the arguments so I just leave it alone.
I don't know what I am getting for Christmas but I hope it is something I wanted. Nothing sucks more than to get something that you have no interest in or will ever use. She has a big box down by the tree for me but she will not tell me if it is a Nintendo DS. She says no but I don't want to go out and get one because if it is then I will have wasted money. I also bought her brother-in-laws their gifts but I don't even know if they got me anything. I don't want to be buying anyone stuff if they are not going to get me anything in return. They say Christmas is about giving not receiving......well they better give me something or they will receive a foot in their asses.
I usually try to just play games and watch movies...you know to wait everything out but I still feel like crap when I done doing that. I don't even like to sleep! The greatest waster of time is sleeping but I usually feel worst when I wake up then before I went to sleep.
This is the stuff you can't tell M. She will just sit there and say something vague like "well that is life." Yes, I know this is life why say something that makes no logical sense! The other reason I try not to tell her is because I don't want her thinking she can help me or it is something wrong with her because I am down on life. She also has this thing where if she is feeling down it is my fault. One night we are laying in bed and she just says "want to do it." And I say "Nope." She jumps out the bed and goes turn on the TV. I try to go to sleep but I know that something is wrong so I don't. She comes to bed a little bit later and says "You make me feel ugly." No, you think you are ugly but since I wanted to go to sleep it is more convenient to blame it on me. Sometimes a guy just wants to go to sleep not "do it" or anything like that I just want to sleep.
I think she has been looking through my phone but I am not sure. I have seen it moved when I put it one place but I don't need the arguments so I just leave it alone.
I don't know what I am getting for Christmas but I hope it is something I wanted. Nothing sucks more than to get something that you have no interest in or will ever use. She has a big box down by the tree for me but she will not tell me if it is a Nintendo DS. She says no but I don't want to go out and get one because if it is then I will have wasted money. I also bought her brother-in-laws their gifts but I don't even know if they got me anything. I don't want to be buying anyone stuff if they are not going to get me anything in return. They say Christmas is about giving not receiving......well they better give me something or they will receive a foot in their asses.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Top Five Most Highly Anticipated Games of 2007
If you just shelled out a grand just to get the best gaming has to offer and are now just sitting there wondering why you spent so much money when the rent was due please let me help you make your bad situation a little less painful. I have compiled a list of the top 5 games you are gonna want. I have been watching the progress of these games and they all have plans to be released during the 2007 year (most of them will be released during the holiday time frame from September to late November). So why am I still yapping lets get to the games!
5. John Woo Presents Stranglehold (Xbox360 PS3)- If you are like me you have always wanted to walk through an abandoned church with doves flying around you in slow motion. That is the magic of a John Woo film it makes you feel like even though you are watching an action movie that really makes no sense you still feel kinda good because of the symbolism in all of it. And this game will deliver on that aspect as well. They have designed a game that is almost totally destructible from tables and chairs to those creepy oriental statues everything breaks apart from the down pour of hot lead. And to top it off Chow Yun–Fat is in the game....do I need to say more!
4. Mass Effect (Xbox 360 PS3)- If you ever played Jade Empire for the xbox or any of the games that Bioware has put out in the past five years then you know how they can take the RPG genre and bend it to make their game enjoyable for more than just fans of RPGs. This game is what the next generation is all about and the ability to change the storyline based on your actions is mighty damn intriguing.
3. Forza Motorsports 2 (Xbox 360)- I loved the first one when it came out for the Xbox a couple of years ago. That game had the ability to suck you in making you play just a little longer so you can get the money for that nicer faster better smelling (I assume) car. This game was pushed back from it's regular release this year and hopefully it will be a good thing. This time around there are suppose to be over 300 licensed cars and over 70 tracks. As long as one of those 300 cars is not a Pacer I will be alright.
2. Assassins Creed (Xbox360)- When I was going to school I used to wonder why were there never an assassin at the careers day events. And the reason is simple, they were probably busy killing someone. If you have ever wanted to run around killing people and being all sneaking and shit then you maybe waiting for this game like me. The game is set in the crusade era where the first assassins were running around stabbing people with sharp objects. The game dynamics is looking to be really nice with the way you encounter other people in the game. Say you walking down a busy street in this game well if you start running into people and pushing them around then people will start to point you and we all know it is hard to sneak up on someone when they know your there. you can also climb buildings like a monkey with Velcro on his paws to get a better vantage point to attack. All in all I think this is shaping up to be one of the best games next year.
1. Halo 3 (Xbox360)- The Halo franchise has sold over 10 million copies of Halo 1 and 2 so really do I have to tell you much about this game. You will again reprise the role of the Master Chief as he is aiming to finish the fight this time on the planet earth. The 2nd game in the franchise ending with a cliff hanger that left many people wanting to kill the person who came up with that silly ass idea. This game is suppose to finish this plot line and is suppose to be the last game (even though there is Halo Wars coming out next year to that is a Real Time Strategy game set in the Halo Universe). From what I have been reading it looks like they are trying to fix some of the little problems that plagued the multiplayer aspect of this game. If they can let me have the address of the guy that beats me to death with the butt of his rifle and then tries to hump my dead body while calling me gay pants then I think they have succeeded
5. John Woo Presents Stranglehold (Xbox360 PS3)- If you are like me you have always wanted to walk through an abandoned church with doves flying around you in slow motion. That is the magic of a John Woo film it makes you feel like even though you are watching an action movie that really makes no sense you still feel kinda good because of the symbolism in all of it. And this game will deliver on that aspect as well. They have designed a game that is almost totally destructible from tables and chairs to those creepy oriental statues everything breaks apart from the down pour of hot lead. And to top it off Chow Yun–Fat is in the game....do I need to say more!
4. Mass Effect (Xbox 360 PS3)- If you ever played Jade Empire for the xbox or any of the games that Bioware has put out in the past five years then you know how they can take the RPG genre and bend it to make their game enjoyable for more than just fans of RPGs. This game is what the next generation is all about and the ability to change the storyline based on your actions is mighty damn intriguing.
3. Forza Motorsports 2 (Xbox 360)- I loved the first one when it came out for the Xbox a couple of years ago. That game had the ability to suck you in making you play just a little longer so you can get the money for that nicer faster better smelling (I assume) car. This game was pushed back from it's regular release this year and hopefully it will be a good thing. This time around there are suppose to be over 300 licensed cars and over 70 tracks. As long as one of those 300 cars is not a Pacer I will be alright.
2. Assassins Creed (Xbox360)- When I was going to school I used to wonder why were there never an assassin at the careers day events. And the reason is simple, they were probably busy killing someone. If you have ever wanted to run around killing people and being all sneaking and shit then you maybe waiting for this game like me. The game is set in the crusade era where the first assassins were running around stabbing people with sharp objects. The game dynamics is looking to be really nice with the way you encounter other people in the game. Say you walking down a busy street in this game well if you start running into people and pushing them around then people will start to point you and we all know it is hard to sneak up on someone when they know your there. you can also climb buildings like a monkey with Velcro on his paws to get a better vantage point to attack. All in all I think this is shaping up to be one of the best games next year.
1. Halo 3 (Xbox360)- The Halo franchise has sold over 10 million copies of Halo 1 and 2 so really do I have to tell you much about this game. You will again reprise the role of the Master Chief as he is aiming to finish the fight this time on the planet earth. The 2nd game in the franchise ending with a cliff hanger that left many people wanting to kill the person who came up with that silly ass idea. This game is suppose to finish this plot line and is suppose to be the last game (even though there is Halo Wars coming out next year to that is a Real Time Strategy game set in the Halo Universe). From what I have been reading it looks like they are trying to fix some of the little problems that plagued the multiplayer aspect of this game. If they can let me have the address of the guy that beats me to death with the butt of his rifle and then tries to hump my dead body while calling me gay pants then I think they have succeeded
3rd Annual Rileyspot Videogame Awards
Welcome to this years Rilespot video game award post! I am your host and favorite negro handing out all of the awards this year. So let us begin.
Nintendo DS game of the year: New Super Mario Bros.
Xbox 360 game of the year: Gears of War
Playstation 2 game of the year: Final Fantasy XII
Xbox game of the year: Tom Clancy Double Agent
PC game of the year: Neverwinter Nights 2
Sports game of the year: MLB '06 The Show (Playstation 2)
Action/Adventure game of the year: Gears of War (Xbox 360)
RPG game of the year: The Legend of Zelds: The Twilight Princess (Nintendo Wii)
Biggest disappointment: Marvel Ultimate Alliance- I wanted this game to be great so bad but no matter what critcs say this game disappointed me big time. The camera was zoomed to far away to make the graphic power of the 360 make a difference. The AI was silly acting at times, but I love comic book characters so much I am thinking I may go back and check it out....if I can find a used copy.
Game of the year: Gears of War (Xbox 360)- Out of all the games this year this one was the biggest of the big. The only thing that could equal the excitement I had for this game was the launch of the Nintendo Wii. From beginning to end this game was jammed pack with the type of action usually reserved for summer blockbuster but lasting more than an hour and a half. This is probably the best 60 bucks I spent since my last trip to the Chinatown.
Nintendo DS game of the year: New Super Mario Bros.
Xbox 360 game of the year: Gears of War
Playstation 2 game of the year: Final Fantasy XII
Xbox game of the year: Tom Clancy Double Agent
PC game of the year: Neverwinter Nights 2
Sports game of the year: MLB '06 The Show (Playstation 2)
Action/Adventure game of the year: Gears of War (Xbox 360)
RPG game of the year: The Legend of Zelds: The Twilight Princess (Nintendo Wii)
Biggest disappointment: Marvel Ultimate Alliance- I wanted this game to be great so bad but no matter what critcs say this game disappointed me big time. The camera was zoomed to far away to make the graphic power of the 360 make a difference. The AI was silly acting at times, but I love comic book characters so much I am thinking I may go back and check it out....if I can find a used copy.
Game of the year: Gears of War (Xbox 360)- Out of all the games this year this one was the biggest of the big. The only thing that could equal the excitement I had for this game was the launch of the Nintendo Wii. From beginning to end this game was jammed pack with the type of action usually reserved for summer blockbuster but lasting more than an hour and a half. This is probably the best 60 bucks I spent since my last trip to the Chinatown.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Feeling down
Lately I have just been feeling down. I have been feeling like this for a couple of week even though things are going really good for me right now. I haven't seen my kid in months and I think that is what is killing me. The thing is that I have been avoiding her trying to get my stuff together but I may have actually just made things worse by doing that. I don't make a ton of money (not with this comedy) and I have child support to pay and the thing is that if I were to pay the amount they want me to pay I would be living on the streets and I could not go to school. Altogether I make maybe about 600 a month if you count comedy which I don't do all the time. There is no way I can pay 891 bucks a month but for some reason no one but me really understands that. I could get another job but that would take away from my study time and on top of that there is no way to know if I can make enough to pay child support and rent.
I have asked Adriane on many occasions to take what I can give her but for some reason she thinks I am hiding out on her. I would never do anything like that. She is trying to make an enemy out of me and by not seeing Faith I fell for it hook line and sinker. I thought time would make things better between her mom and I but it did not and now I have this hole in my heart from not seeing her and now that I know it didn't change anything I am even more upset. You would think I would have known better but when it comes to thinks like this I am an idiot.
I was looking for gifts for her when I texted her mom to see if she would like this certian toy. She told me not to bother and to leave her alone. I told her if I am to leave my kid alone then it has to be a two way street. Don't tell me not to try and see her but then every month have your hand out. If you want to be the only parent then be the only parent but don't try to get money out of me and then say I can not see my kid. How am I suppose to tell M that I will not be going over to see Faith. I don't know how to solve this I have dug a hole I can not get out of and it is hurting really bad.
Sometime I think that I would be a better dad if I was not even around. She doesn't see me now at least if I were gone she would get some money. I will keep trying to see her but I maybe talking to thin air now.
I have asked Adriane on many occasions to take what I can give her but for some reason she thinks I am hiding out on her. I would never do anything like that. She is trying to make an enemy out of me and by not seeing Faith I fell for it hook line and sinker. I thought time would make things better between her mom and I but it did not and now I have this hole in my heart from not seeing her and now that I know it didn't change anything I am even more upset. You would think I would have known better but when it comes to thinks like this I am an idiot.
I was looking for gifts for her when I texted her mom to see if she would like this certian toy. She told me not to bother and to leave her alone. I told her if I am to leave my kid alone then it has to be a two way street. Don't tell me not to try and see her but then every month have your hand out. If you want to be the only parent then be the only parent but don't try to get money out of me and then say I can not see my kid. How am I suppose to tell M that I will not be going over to see Faith. I don't know how to solve this I have dug a hole I can not get out of and it is hurting really bad.
Sometime I think that I would be a better dad if I was not even around. She doesn't see me now at least if I were gone she would get some money. I will keep trying to see her but I maybe talking to thin air now.
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