I just got finished reading an email from one of my best friends in the world.....No he's not my best friend he is more like the brother I should have had. He made me realized a couple of things about not only this year but life in general and I hope I can explain them all here.
He has always had dreams of being in the NFL. I remember we used to sit in the library and talk about what teams we would love to be drafted by. And he was not a bad player either! I wished I had his dedication and drive, but somehow like life football was lost on me. See he like I believe myself to be are the good guys in this world. We are the types of guys that would do all the right things for their woman (like get a towel for her after we skeeted in her eye) but for some reason we get fucked. I am so glad she cheated on me because I can die knowing that I did not mess around in my marriage and when My little girl comes up and ask me why mom and dad ain't living together I can tell her to go ask her slutty mom (just kidding....not really).
2005 has been a very bad year. I was still feeling the sting of 2004 or what I like to call the year that will never be spoken of again. I mean I did start doing comedy this year. But I also found out that I am in a ton of debt, I was discharged out of the militay for depression and lupus. And worst of all of this. My little girl is growing up right across town and I don't get to see her as much as I liked. Hell when we lived together I still wanted to see her more. I am so glad to be rid of 2005 and hope that 2006 brings way better crap.
I learned a lot of things this year here are just a few:
-White people love to hear a black man call them honkey on stage
-White people really can't dance
-Black people really can't get a loan
-Midgets and monkeys are funny no matter what
-Just because a girl lets you do her in the butt and she swallows does not mean she is wifey material
-Good woman are so hard to find (good thing I got one of the last ones)
-You can throw a hamster like a nerf football
-Homeless women will sleep with you if you tell them you have a big pot of chilly at home
-I am one of the funniest mofos on the planet now that Richard Pryor is gone
-You can claim cabbage patch kids on your taxes as dependents
-There is such a thing as a black geek
-Not all white women suck penis....just the majority
I hope I learn just as much useless crap next year!
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Can it get any worse
When you get a divorce or seperate form someone they are then your arch rival. You are sworn enemies and both of you try your best to out do each other. When I was in the military I loved the fact that my ex-wife was having hard times. She could not pay her rent and was having trouble making ends meet. That is the least that could happen to someone that broke your heart right?.....right?
I just got off the phone with her which is never a good thing. Whenever we have a civilized conversation she is usually telling me about something I forgot to pay or have to pay before the feds knock down my door. Now she gives me the news that I have about $4,000 in daycare cost that I have to pay! Man it only gets worse she wants me an unemployed bottom rung comedian to give his money, on top of what I give for child support, to help her out with the daycare cost. I was shocked to learn that she is not supposed to be paying for daycare even though she is now making tons more then me. I just can't seem to win! She is like that one enemy in the comic books that always gets away and has some cheesy line right when he is getting away like "see ya on the other side!"
To top that off she got a loan for a brand new 2006 scion xb! How can she do that with a bankruptcy! I guess I know how but everything on my credit and you can basically start over again with another life! I am not even really mad I am just so shocked at how smart she is. She was able to manipulate her parents into thinking I was a abusive weirdo. Then got everthing she wanted out of me (by using the fact that she was a spouse of a military person she could get grants and stuff, divorcing me when she didn't need me any longer). Then she starts a new life with a new job and the person she fucks over is a emotional trainwreck! I can not make this up. I just can't believe that people like this are around and they get off better then people who work hard and try their best to do whats right.
I am on the losing side of this battle right now. The only way to come out on top is if I get beaten by a couple of Spokane cops and they give me a huge settlement. But in the middle is Faith, my darling little baby girl. She is getting taken care of and that is all that really matters. But there is no way her mom should be allowed to do this and see such success and people like me get stuck broken down and lonely. I really think she wins because she gets to do things I only dream of now. Like putting Faith in her bed or sitting with her in the morning eating cereal and watching cartoons. I am her dad and I so want to do that with her. But I can not because I will be busy trying to dig out of the hole her mom put me in.
But I will not give up so easily! I am Harry J. Riley damn it! I have the brains of a jackel and the reflexes of a badger. What does that have to do with anything that I wrote so far NOTHING! Other then the fact that my spirit still shines even when I am as down as I can get. This is only the beginning of this rivalry and now it is time to pull out the big guns on her ass. You think you have seen the best of Harry J. Riley the best is just beginning. I will work double hard to make a complete ass out of myself for money untile I either get my own show or end up in a ditch in Hollywood begging for empty beer cans to recycle. You may have won the battle hefer, but I will win the war!
I just got off the phone with her which is never a good thing. Whenever we have a civilized conversation she is usually telling me about something I forgot to pay or have to pay before the feds knock down my door. Now she gives me the news that I have about $4,000 in daycare cost that I have to pay! Man it only gets worse she wants me an unemployed bottom rung comedian to give his money, on top of what I give for child support, to help her out with the daycare cost. I was shocked to learn that she is not supposed to be paying for daycare even though she is now making tons more then me. I just can't seem to win! She is like that one enemy in the comic books that always gets away and has some cheesy line right when he is getting away like "see ya on the other side!"
To top that off she got a loan for a brand new 2006 scion xb! How can she do that with a bankruptcy! I guess I know how but everything on my credit and you can basically start over again with another life! I am not even really mad I am just so shocked at how smart she is. She was able to manipulate her parents into thinking I was a abusive weirdo. Then got everthing she wanted out of me (by using the fact that she was a spouse of a military person she could get grants and stuff, divorcing me when she didn't need me any longer). Then she starts a new life with a new job and the person she fucks over is a emotional trainwreck! I can not make this up. I just can't believe that people like this are around and they get off better then people who work hard and try their best to do whats right.
I am on the losing side of this battle right now. The only way to come out on top is if I get beaten by a couple of Spokane cops and they give me a huge settlement. But in the middle is Faith, my darling little baby girl. She is getting taken care of and that is all that really matters. But there is no way her mom should be allowed to do this and see such success and people like me get stuck broken down and lonely. I really think she wins because she gets to do things I only dream of now. Like putting Faith in her bed or sitting with her in the morning eating cereal and watching cartoons. I am her dad and I so want to do that with her. But I can not because I will be busy trying to dig out of the hole her mom put me in.
But I will not give up so easily! I am Harry J. Riley damn it! I have the brains of a jackel and the reflexes of a badger. What does that have to do with anything that I wrote so far NOTHING! Other then the fact that my spirit still shines even when I am as down as I can get. This is only the beginning of this rivalry and now it is time to pull out the big guns on her ass. You think you have seen the best of Harry J. Riley the best is just beginning. I will work double hard to make a complete ass out of myself for money untile I either get my own show or end up in a ditch in Hollywood begging for empty beer cans to recycle. You may have won the battle hefer, but I will win the war!
Monday, December 26, 2005
I used to be somebody?
If you read the title without looking at the question mark you would have a different way of thinking about this whole thing. But if you did read the question mark you are no doubt able to see where I am coming from. As that statement is a mere question as to the doubt of me being anything other then what I see myself today.
I sit in my apartment trying to decide where I should float off to next in this great sea of life. I often try to think of what will become of me if I take certain paths and just like Cleo I have no idea. I want a career and be able to work at something I like but there are other things that if I put forth my best efforts could really pay off big.
M keeps calling me like she is worried and then when I try to contact her she runs off somewhere with her family. Which is all well and good its just that don't call me and then when I return your call do nothing about it. I don't know why I am so up in arms about it anyway its not like I run to the phone whenever I hear it. I have just learned to ignore it if I am doing something like taking a shower or a dump or clipping my toenails.
I am trying to get another car but who in there right minds would give my black ass a loan? I don't have a job and all I am doing is comedy which is paying shit. But I did get a response from a woman that wants to give me a loan so hopefully I don't have to have sex with her or anything (like that is a bad thing). They are in the spokane area so it will not be that hard to just go down there and see what is up.
I really wish I had a monkey that would cheer me up. Or my little girl here. They both like bannas.
I sit in my apartment trying to decide where I should float off to next in this great sea of life. I often try to think of what will become of me if I take certain paths and just like Cleo I have no idea. I want a career and be able to work at something I like but there are other things that if I put forth my best efforts could really pay off big.
M keeps calling me like she is worried and then when I try to contact her she runs off somewhere with her family. Which is all well and good its just that don't call me and then when I return your call do nothing about it. I don't know why I am so up in arms about it anyway its not like I run to the phone whenever I hear it. I have just learned to ignore it if I am doing something like taking a shower or a dump or clipping my toenails.
I am trying to get another car but who in there right minds would give my black ass a loan? I don't have a job and all I am doing is comedy which is paying shit. But I did get a response from a woman that wants to give me a loan so hopefully I don't have to have sex with her or anything (like that is a bad thing). They are in the spokane area so it will not be that hard to just go down there and see what is up.
I really wish I had a monkey that would cheer me up. Or my little girl here. They both like bannas.
thank God it's over
I used to love this time of year. The Christmas trees and the whole thing with everyone being happy but it seems the older I get the more tedious it becomes. It seems like the only reason to even celebrate Christmas is so that you can get some free stuff. I got to see Faith today and she just gets prettier and prettier. She talks a lot and I love it but it seems like her mom doesn't to much. They have almost the same personalities so I can see how they butt heads a lot. M is with her family so I am here alone....again, but it dosen't bother me as much as I thought. As a matter of fact I think it bothers me that it dosen't bother me. Now we can finally go back to what matters most in life annoying the hell out of each other. Christmas just seems like an ordinary day for me now instead of that super special day.
Now the club will be back in full swing now that people will need something to drink to get their minds off of those high ass credit card bills. Why do we do that to ourselves? We spend money and then spend the rest of the year trying to pay it back. If you have to get a second mortgage to pay for an Xbox 360 then you don't need it.
Now the club will be back in full swing now that people will need something to drink to get their minds off of those high ass credit card bills. Why do we do that to ourselves? We spend money and then spend the rest of the year trying to pay it back. If you have to get a second mortgage to pay for an Xbox 360 then you don't need it.
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Hope
I have lost hope so many times I stopped counting. Hope is the one thing that keeps men bound to this earth. Hope is the reason we get up. And hope is the reason we go to bed. Everyday we are supposed to be filled with new hope and some are, but most of us wonder the world hopeless wondering what is there left to do. Because without just a little of it life really has no meaning. I try to apply a little hope on myself before I go out into the world but it gets beaten out of me. I am constantly bombarded by thoughts that I will not bare repeating. Just a look into my eyes will tell you all you need to know about my view on life and the so called pursuit of happiness. I have worked hard to give myself hope, but as soon as I see the signs of it appoaching it gets snacthed away.
I like all people have had dreams. But I like to far out of reach of them that I will never dare think I will be able to see them again. So I wonder this earth looking for sources that will bring my soul the desire to continue...but I don't. Is it me? Is it them? I will never know. All I do know is that my body looks in many directions for fulfillment and all I find is emptiness. Maybe the touch of another will satisfy my desire but dosen't it just makes me want someone else instead. So I will in turn give up all hope that there is a better tomorrow out there and that somewhere my dreams will become of me. I know now that it is no true life to live trying to live your dreams because after all that are why they are called dreams.
I will go on and set my mind to smaller task. First will be to get the burden of debt off of my shoulders. I did not accumulate all of it but it is my responsiblity to pay it back and I will pay every last dime. I need to live a life hopeless. Because if I don't I will only see dreams dashed right in front of me. Sorry Faith but daddy is not as strong as some. I love you and that is the one thing no one can hope to take from me. I really am a shell of a man especially if there is no hope in me to bring me whole.
I like all people have had dreams. But I like to far out of reach of them that I will never dare think I will be able to see them again. So I wonder this earth looking for sources that will bring my soul the desire to continue...but I don't. Is it me? Is it them? I will never know. All I do know is that my body looks in many directions for fulfillment and all I find is emptiness. Maybe the touch of another will satisfy my desire but dosen't it just makes me want someone else instead. So I will in turn give up all hope that there is a better tomorrow out there and that somewhere my dreams will become of me. I know now that it is no true life to live trying to live your dreams because after all that are why they are called dreams.
I will go on and set my mind to smaller task. First will be to get the burden of debt off of my shoulders. I did not accumulate all of it but it is my responsiblity to pay it back and I will pay every last dime. I need to live a life hopeless. Because if I don't I will only see dreams dashed right in front of me. Sorry Faith but daddy is not as strong as some. I love you and that is the one thing no one can hope to take from me. I really am a shell of a man especially if there is no hope in me to bring me whole.
Merry Freaking Christmas
I hate Christmas nowadays. It used to be fun, but knowing that I won't get to see the joy on my kid's face early that Cristmas morning bring me sadness. I used to love Christmas even when I never got a damn thing. I just used to love seeing my cousins get stuff and enjoy watching them, but inside I got tired of that crap. I hate people who say we have lost the true meaning of Christmas because we have never known the true meaning of Christmas. Christmas has always been a marketing decesion. Since the day we can remember we have had nothing but lies told to us about Christmas. We live in a world that wants it both ways and we cannot do that because we have gone to far the other way.
I will be so nervous if I get to give Faith her presents on her birthday. I have not seen her in ages and every time I do she always shocks me with what she can do. I would give anything to have her living under my roof again. But that can never happen again. And so there will always be a hole in my heart for my little baby girl. I love you Faith so much I hope you don't hate me when you get older.
M gave me some lovely gifts and I know she dosen't have the money but I am glad that she did this for me. She is really supportive and I love her dearly but deep down I think she knows that I can never really be whole without being close to my kid. I feel so bad because she loves me and I have all these wild ass ideas and she just goes with them now and tries to comfort me when they end up bad (and they usually do).
If I could have one gift it would be to bless everyone. I really mean that. I just like to see the smile on other people's face. I really have to get a job though because blessing people with laughs is paying really shitty. I will at least try to get a part time job and get out on the road more, but at this rate I better just leave this crap alone and do something constructive like work.
I will be so nervous if I get to give Faith her presents on her birthday. I have not seen her in ages and every time I do she always shocks me with what she can do. I would give anything to have her living under my roof again. But that can never happen again. And so there will always be a hole in my heart for my little baby girl. I love you Faith so much I hope you don't hate me when you get older.
M gave me some lovely gifts and I know she dosen't have the money but I am glad that she did this for me. She is really supportive and I love her dearly but deep down I think she knows that I can never really be whole without being close to my kid. I feel so bad because she loves me and I have all these wild ass ideas and she just goes with them now and tries to comfort me when they end up bad (and they usually do).
If I could have one gift it would be to bless everyone. I really mean that. I just like to see the smile on other people's face. I really have to get a job though because blessing people with laughs is paying really shitty. I will at least try to get a part time job and get out on the road more, but at this rate I better just leave this crap alone and do something constructive like work.
Monday, December 19, 2005
What a birthday
Man, I really enjoyed myself during this birthday. M bought me cologne and a a cake and some ballons! She really treats me good. I love the fact that she really listens to all the stupid stuff I say (sometimes it comes to bite me on the ass). I bought myself a camcorder to tape my sets and it is a nice little camera. It has some scratches on it but I can live with that. M did a great job recording me on stage. I wanted to thank everyone for all they did to me when I started doing comedy and ended up crying on stage. I just could not keep it in after all the stuff I went through during the past couple of years to have a lot of people respect me and my comedy.
Me and M got into because I felt uncomforatable a party her work had. I felt bad afterward but I did not want to be there. Her litle friend that works with her was there and I feel uncomfortable being around that girl for some reason. I really lust after this girl. I don't even want to be with her I just want to have sex with her and I don't want anything else to do with her. But M would never understand that and so I keep my mouth shut...but that dosen't mean I want to be around a woman I want to fuck but can't.
We got into a again today after she found out I was texting L. I once told her the only reason guys even mess with women is because they want to sex em. Maybe I do want to mess with L again but I am not that damn stupid to mess up what I have with M. She is a good woman and I would not do anything like that to her,but she will never believe anything that damn stupid. She keeps talking about the history I have with her. I also have a history with my ex-wife but she doesn't complain about that. She is jealous a lot I see that in her eyes sometime. I also see when we are walking somewhere with a lot of girls she likes to show me off like here is my MY MAN so don't even try. It gets annoying because she acts like I will run off that second to get with them.
I ate breakfast with her sister and bro-in-law and they were really fun to be around that goes to show that if you give people a chance they can really suprise you. Her sister just scares me like she expects me to just slap M or do something wrong to her...which I will not. I love this woman I don't see why she needs all this crap to make her feel like that. I want to be with her and that is what I am doing please just respect that.
Me and M got into because I felt uncomforatable a party her work had. I felt bad afterward but I did not want to be there. Her litle friend that works with her was there and I feel uncomfortable being around that girl for some reason. I really lust after this girl. I don't even want to be with her I just want to have sex with her and I don't want anything else to do with her. But M would never understand that and so I keep my mouth shut...but that dosen't mean I want to be around a woman I want to fuck but can't.
We got into a again today after she found out I was texting L. I once told her the only reason guys even mess with women is because they want to sex em. Maybe I do want to mess with L again but I am not that damn stupid to mess up what I have with M. She is a good woman and I would not do anything like that to her,but she will never believe anything that damn stupid. She keeps talking about the history I have with her. I also have a history with my ex-wife but she doesn't complain about that. She is jealous a lot I see that in her eyes sometime. I also see when we are walking somewhere with a lot of girls she likes to show me off like here is my MY MAN so don't even try. It gets annoying because she acts like I will run off that second to get with them.
I ate breakfast with her sister and bro-in-law and they were really fun to be around that goes to show that if you give people a chance they can really suprise you. Her sister just scares me like she expects me to just slap M or do something wrong to her...which I will not. I love this woman I don't see why she needs all this crap to make her feel like that. I want to be with her and that is what I am doing please just respect that.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Being unemployed
This feels familiar! Being unemployed and awaiting to see if the state will fund my enemployness is getting rather boring. I don't really like being unemployed I think it would be better if I were rich and laying around on my ass then I would not have nothing to worry about. I have been looking for jobs and trying to see if comedy would pay the bills but I don't really think it will so I better get my ass to looing for a job.
I want to write a book so that is something else I should try. I have a laptop now (as much as M hates it) so I should give it a go. I know m doesn't mean anything bad but what she says but it does make me feel inferior in a way. She has everything right there to begin with me on the other hand have started my adult life so there are just things she will not understand. And I don't expect her to. I just wish she could go for the ride without being so relunctant. But I love her brown ass with all my cholestorol filled heart.
Christmas is coming and I have about 4 friends that think they are getting something. But guess what they ain't getting a god damn thing! Last year I gave to of my friends a surround sound system did you know what those fuckers got me? Nothing! I could not believe it that is why I don't mess with them like that anymore. They always wonder why I don't come over and call them and stuff and that is why. If you are my friend then you should get me something to not just fucking sit there and look like dumb asses. My baby will need some stuff I need to go looking but I hate looking for her toys and stuff without any money. I will probably spend about 150-200 bucks on the lil one just because it is her birthday and Christmas and I will NEVER screw her over like that. M wants an Ipod and I am determined to get her one. Why? Because she has giving so much to me this year and she is a really nice person. If more people were like her this world would be a damn better place. I really believe that she is changing my life. Little by little but damnit she is changing it.
I really just want a video card! I want a good one though with like 12 pipelines and 256 MB of memory. But they are so expensive that I fear M will not be able to afford it for me. Oh well there is always bank robbery (just kidding in case there are any FBI agents snooping through my blog). I am still awaiting my final pay and just like the military they hurry you up to make you wait. But damn it I really need that money. I called them and they said I will get it before Monday of next week. I also need to pay my rent and stuff before they kick my black as out.
I have a new laptop and I like it. It is no Apple but I like it nonetheless. M thinks it will sap my sperm and shit seeing as how she doesn't like it. She thinks it is a bad financial move but I tried to explain it to her that it will not hurt as much as her whining about it will. But she is a woman none the less and a Mexican one at that so she will worry about me because I am her man. Woman can't live with em can't make babies without them.
I want to write a book so that is something else I should try. I have a laptop now (as much as M hates it) so I should give it a go. I know m doesn't mean anything bad but what she says but it does make me feel inferior in a way. She has everything right there to begin with me on the other hand have started my adult life so there are just things she will not understand. And I don't expect her to. I just wish she could go for the ride without being so relunctant. But I love her brown ass with all my cholestorol filled heart.
Christmas is coming and I have about 4 friends that think they are getting something. But guess what they ain't getting a god damn thing! Last year I gave to of my friends a surround sound system did you know what those fuckers got me? Nothing! I could not believe it that is why I don't mess with them like that anymore. They always wonder why I don't come over and call them and stuff and that is why. If you are my friend then you should get me something to not just fucking sit there and look like dumb asses. My baby will need some stuff I need to go looking but I hate looking for her toys and stuff without any money. I will probably spend about 150-200 bucks on the lil one just because it is her birthday and Christmas and I will NEVER screw her over like that. M wants an Ipod and I am determined to get her one. Why? Because she has giving so much to me this year and she is a really nice person. If more people were like her this world would be a damn better place. I really believe that she is changing my life. Little by little but damnit she is changing it.
I really just want a video card! I want a good one though with like 12 pipelines and 256 MB of memory. But they are so expensive that I fear M will not be able to afford it for me. Oh well there is always bank robbery (just kidding in case there are any FBI agents snooping through my blog). I am still awaiting my final pay and just like the military they hurry you up to make you wait. But damn it I really need that money. I called them and they said I will get it before Monday of next week. I also need to pay my rent and stuff before they kick my black as out.
I have a new laptop and I like it. It is no Apple but I like it nonetheless. M thinks it will sap my sperm and shit seeing as how she doesn't like it. She thinks it is a bad financial move but I tried to explain it to her that it will not hurt as much as her whining about it will. But she is a woman none the less and a Mexican one at that so she will worry about me because I am her man. Woman can't live with em can't make babies without them.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
2nd Annual Riley Awards
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2nd annual Riley awards. This blog entry is to award varies things that I have dealt with this year from movies to music and technology I give the awards rich people have to much money to worry about.
Car of the Year: 2006 Dodge Charger- This car reached more people then your usual Benz or bimmer. From old ass white people to rich rap stars everyone wanted to get their hands on this car.
Album of the Year: Kanye West- It go to show that not all rap music has to be violent. The beats were awesome and it showed us all that Kanye is a force to be reckoned with.
Movie of the Year: Walk the Line- This is a movie that if you haven't seen yet you need to. This movie has emotion and shows the ups and downs of one of the greatest artists ever.
Console Game of the Year: Resident Evil 4- This game is scary but also fun. It is on the gamecube and the PS2. Graphics are good and this time around it is a little more action based then the previous games.
PC Game of the Year: (tie) Call of Duty2 and The Movies- I could not decide between these two games that have had me glued to my computer screen for hours on end. I loved the action in Call of Duty and I like to make movies in The Movies. Either game you get you will be happy.
Event in the news of the Year: hurricanes- this became the new terrorist. People where running around with their heads chopped off whenever a hurricane was closing in. With good reason Hurrican Katrina wiped out one of the biggest cities in the country.
Dumbest thing in the news award: Mayor West recall- This is what you get when you have a bunch of people that don't have anything better to do then mess with a man just trying to get a little bit. For those that don't know, Mayor West is the mayor of Spokane a town in Washington state. He is accused of using government computers to hook up with gays and even gave them internships for a little action. It has now come to the attention that these events happened after business hours. but that doesn't really matter to these homophobic people in the inland northwest. They want to recall him for the simple fact that he tried to get with other men. If this were the other way around he would not be looking for another job.
Tech Gadget of the Year: Treo 650- I know it came out last year but it is still the best gadget out there. It is a phone a PDA and damn near a ton of other stuff. You can play games on it take photos and video listen to music...is there anything it can't do? Well maybe make babies but the Treo 700 will be coming out soon.
If I think of other stuff to give an award to I will because this is my blog and no one really reads this shit (hell I don't even read it).
Car of the Year: 2006 Dodge Charger- This car reached more people then your usual Benz or bimmer. From old ass white people to rich rap stars everyone wanted to get their hands on this car.
Album of the Year: Kanye West- It go to show that not all rap music has to be violent. The beats were awesome and it showed us all that Kanye is a force to be reckoned with.
Movie of the Year: Walk the Line- This is a movie that if you haven't seen yet you need to. This movie has emotion and shows the ups and downs of one of the greatest artists ever.
Console Game of the Year: Resident Evil 4- This game is scary but also fun. It is on the gamecube and the PS2. Graphics are good and this time around it is a little more action based then the previous games.
PC Game of the Year: (tie) Call of Duty2 and The Movies- I could not decide between these two games that have had me glued to my computer screen for hours on end. I loved the action in Call of Duty and I like to make movies in The Movies. Either game you get you will be happy.
Event in the news of the Year: hurricanes- this became the new terrorist. People where running around with their heads chopped off whenever a hurricane was closing in. With good reason Hurrican Katrina wiped out one of the biggest cities in the country.
Dumbest thing in the news award: Mayor West recall- This is what you get when you have a bunch of people that don't have anything better to do then mess with a man just trying to get a little bit. For those that don't know, Mayor West is the mayor of Spokane a town in Washington state. He is accused of using government computers to hook up with gays and even gave them internships for a little action. It has now come to the attention that these events happened after business hours. but that doesn't really matter to these homophobic people in the inland northwest. They want to recall him for the simple fact that he tried to get with other men. If this were the other way around he would not be looking for another job.
Tech Gadget of the Year: Treo 650- I know it came out last year but it is still the best gadget out there. It is a phone a PDA and damn near a ton of other stuff. You can play games on it take photos and video listen to music...is there anything it can't do? Well maybe make babies but the Treo 700 will be coming out soon.
If I think of other stuff to give an award to I will because this is my blog and no one really reads this shit (hell I don't even read it).
Friday, December 02, 2005
Last day as an airman.
Today is my final day as a member of the United States Air Force. I have been in the Air Force even before I was drinking age! I have no idea what awaits me but I intend to find out. I have lots of plans because I have a ton of intrests and talents that I think can benefit the world. I really wished I got a severence payment because that would have helped make all this easier to deal with. I would not have to sell my body to get the rent paid if I got the severence.
Adriane is all on my ass for whatever reason. She is all about money. She is one of the most selfish people I have ever met in my entire life. She thinks of no one but herself, and the fact that I can't afford to give her money is going to bring her selfishness out even more. I hate that bitch with all my heart but I won't mess with her about it cause I don't want her shit. I can not believe that I feel for her bullshit!
I am going to see if I can get C to get me sometime out on the road so that I can make some money. I have enough material and I think I am ready (I better be if I want the rent paid).
Adriane is all on my ass for whatever reason. She is all about money. She is one of the most selfish people I have ever met in my entire life. She thinks of no one but herself, and the fact that I can't afford to give her money is going to bring her selfishness out even more. I hate that bitch with all my heart but I won't mess with her about it cause I don't want her shit. I can not believe that I feel for her bullshit!
I am going to see if I can get C to get me sometime out on the road so that I can make some money. I have enough material and I think I am ready (I better be if I want the rent paid).
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